My Uncle Bob is just a little teapot of a man with a sort of a question mark slump in his shoulders, a breath that smells a little of tobacco and Listerine, and a belly-bulge that looks as if a medicine ball had accidentally given birth to quadrupal-quintuplets inside of his stomach His shirt looks like he might have picked it up at Wal-Mart about three days following the first Mesopotamian War.
Heck, I'll even brush my teeth and comb my hair if you think that will help any.For more up-to-date info please follow my blog at: follow me at in storytelling,Steve Vernon Read moreĮverybody in the world needs an Uncle Bob.Īs near as I can tell he is ALWAYS dressed in red flannel. I promise I sound a whole lot better in print than in real life. Along the way I'll try to entertain you and I guarantee a giggle as well.If you want to picture me just think of that old dude at the campfire spinning out ghost stories and weird adventures and the grand epic saga of how Thud the Second stepped out of his cave with nothing more than a rock in his fist and slew the mighty saber-toothed tiger.If I listed all of the books I've written I'd most likely bore you - and I am allergic to boring so I will not bore you any further. Hi! I am Steve Vernon and I'd love to scare you. They all want to see just exactly what makes an author tick.Which ticks me off just a little bit - but what good is a lifetime if you can't ride out the peeve and ill-feeling and grin through it all. Or - in the words of Uncle Bob - this here is mostly the truth with only a few lies stirred into the broth for pepper.Įverybody always wants a peek at the man behind the curtain. Means he takes some liberties with the Gospel. The fact is this is the story of the Book of Genesis as retold by a country gentleman who read the Bible a couple of times and is doing his level best to retell it in his own words.
In fact, I guarantee a giggle or two along the way. This isn't exactly a solemn retelling of the Bible. If you are one of those folks who thinks that it is bad manners to giggle a little in church - well, you might want to take a good look at the sample that the Kindle folks let you peek at before you go throwing down any of your hard-earned money. If you think you KNOW the truth behind the Bible Stories you REALLY ought to pick up a copy of this book. (Note: if you have ALREADY read Uncle Bob's Red Flannel Bible Camp: From Eden to the Ark, you have ALREADY read part of this novel) The whole entire story of the Book of Genesis as told to you by the world's oldest storyteller, Uncle Bob.
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